Mass Murder, Mutilation, and Marriage

Saul Tries to Kill David

Saul’s Jealousy Begins

Jonathan’s Feelings for David

Fleeing Philistines Slaughtered

David and Goliath

Goliath Offers Duel to Avert War

God Tortures Saul

Samuel Anoints David

Saul Rejected for Sparing Lives

God Commands Genocide

War on All Sides

Jonathan Is Cursed

Jonathan Leads Slaughter of Philistines

Saul Rejected for Seeking God’s Favor

Jonathan Assassinates Governor

Saul Leads Slaughter of Ammonites

Gouged Eyes and Dismembered Oxen

Saul Becomes King of Israel

Samuel Anoints Saul

Israelites Demand a King

Samuel Becomes Judge

God Kills 50,000 Israelites

God Tortures the Philistines

Philistines Capture the Ark

Little Samuel’s Message of Doom

Corrupt Priests of Yahweh

Samuel the Prophet Is Born

Bored to Death

The First Book Burning

Speaking In Tongues

Jews Run Paul Out of Greece

Paul in Athens

Paul Circumcises Timothy

The Great Penis Controversy

Paul Gets Stoned

Son of Jesus

Herod Killed By an Angel

James and 16 Guards Executed

Saul the Persecutor Converts